(Open Letter to the Secretary of the United Nations Special Political and Decolonisation Committee (4th Committee) -- slightly edited)
Dear Mr. Zhang Saijin,
I have recently found evidence of the influence and spread of Western Lesbian Neocolonialism in the area of Domestic Violence policy.
The way it works is as follows:
I urge you to take steps to protect Non-Western men from the lies and man-hatred of Western Lesbian Feminists.